Dear TriQuarterly editor,

I was excited to submit a story for your kind consideration but I was recently unable. I want to clarify this has nothing to do with your system but is in fact due to me only having ten fingers, not nearly enough to press the appropriate keys on my keyboard to make the electronic transaction happen. My intent was to give you the opportunity to publish my story. I realize this cover letter isn’t as clear as I hoped it would be. My dog just ingested 20 shurikens and pooped out a prickly moonbeard. I apologize if this has caused any confusion.

Sincerely,
Matthew

old-typewriter

 

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